Testimonials

What our subjects believe in.

In the hardest months [August-September 2001] of my presidency the counc!l at Jillsmom.com™© made my election much more likely. 

George W. Bush

Bark, Also Aimee don't eat the pizza on december 9th 2026 at 12:43pm

Clifford The Big RED "Dog"

All hail Trey, the true and rightful ruler of mankind.

The collective of Zurich

Once in a while i get afraid of the dark. The team at Jillsmom.com™ reminds me that this body is but a temporary husk. Which I won't need much longer.

Jeff.B

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The powers at play to make sure your services continue running smoothly. Defy them and find out just what [REDACTED DUE TO ADVICE FROM OUR LEGAL TEAM].

Trey.S

CEO. Founder and Creator of the dimensional reality you've come to know and love


Diesel (Chop)

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Legal 

(For legal reasons this is not actually the legal team of jillsmom.com™). When shit hits the fan, you want a  team you can trust to cover up your ungodly actions. Unfortunately you've not done anything wrong and have an air tight alibi. In fact you don't even remember what you hypothetically did. And you never will.

Max.C

10 years+ of practicing law experience

5 years as an in house counsel for the Royal Society. 

Kyler.R

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Ben.G

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Peyton.L

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Research Division ⥉

Responsible for classics like the Edgewood Arsenal Chemical tests, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], Human [REDACTED] Trails, The brain dissolving incident of 1953. As well as thousands of other classics. Classics you've never heard of thanks to our management team.

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Benjamin.R

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Joshua.H

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Emmett.S

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"Management"                    

Some call it orchestration, mass manipulation, even brainwashing. We call it management. Whatever it is our team is unparalleled in making sure the desired outcome is the only possible outcome.  Your in our hands. Our hands are good hands.

Will.M

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Wyelee

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Erin.T

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Janitorial Staff (de städar}^

Here at Jillsmom.com™ we understand that orchestrating the downfall of an economy in west Africa to gain control of a diamond mine or two wasn't easy. Sometimes people learn the "Truth". That's why our janitorial staff exists. In our hands you'll forget loose ends even exist. You might even forget you exist.

Dale.L

Kyle.E

Business and Acquisitions

Our current team managing your assets and portfolio. They ensure you're investments pay out exactly how we want them too. Even you Gary.G We don't want to see you succeed Gary.G And our team is more than capable of ensuring that.

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Ally.S

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